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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.

Donald trump injecting disinfectant jokes

On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.

Elon Musk discovery

Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.

COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris

COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days

Drink beer all day

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.

My wife and I will try anal

If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge!

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