Date: March 28, 2020
How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.
I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.
COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
Can I ask you a question? You just did.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.