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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.

Experiment in the bedroom

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.

I drink quite well

My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well

Coronavirus mask

Coronavirus has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 59 years and fools still don't use a condom.

Home alone jokes

Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

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