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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.

Get drunk and scream

I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.

COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris

COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days

COVID-19 treatment

A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I ask you a question? You just did.

Drink beer all day

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.

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