Date: March 28, 2020
How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.
On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.
Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.
COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.
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