Date: March 7, 2020
What's the difference between a Corona Girl and Coronavirus? Coronavirus does something.
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent
"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."