Date: March 7, 2020
What's the difference between a Corona Girl and Coronavirus? Coronavirus does something.
What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.
Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.
Relieve stress in tough Coronavirus times. Stress makes you fat