Joke.games

Jokes, news, entertainment

Jokes about coronavirus

Joke.games » Jokes » Jokes about coronavirus

Jokes Date: March 7, 2020

What's the difference between a Corona Girl and Coronavirus? Coronavirus does something.

Take a bus home after you drink

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris

COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days

Chuck Norris went skydiving

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

Life is meaningless

Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent

COVID-19 patient zero

"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."

← Go Back