Date: March 7, 2020
What's the difference between a Corona Girl and Coronavirus? Coronavirus does something.
"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill
COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes