Iran disabling their nuclear program

Jokes Date: January 7, 2020

Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, "10, 9, 8...

How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

I know a guy who became a millionaire after buying Bitcoin. Before that, he was a billionaire.

They say I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!

If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

Jokes Date: November 9, 2019

My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home....

Jokes Date: January 16, 2020

I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer....

Jokes Date: May 19, 2020

Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russia...

Jokes Date: January 5, 2020

Eat under the table! You haven't underwear....