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Jokes Date: March 2, 2020

So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

COVID-19 patient zero

"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!

Never make the same mistake twice

Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure...

Coronavirus puns

Doctor DoLittle, Doctor Oetker, Doctor Alban, and The Cure band are offering medical support against COVID-19.

Coronavirus book

I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.