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Date: March 2, 2020
So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
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I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.
Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill
Have you ever wondered why Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.