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I hate pussies

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Jokes Date: January 28, 2020

I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.

Coronavirus cure

Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.

Chuck Norris cobra joke

True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

COVID

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

So much blood in my alcohol system

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

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