Date: January 28, 2020
I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.
Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.
Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?