Date: January 28, 2020
I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.
Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, "10, 9, 8...
I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes
COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.
Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.