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I drink quite well

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Jokes Date: January 30, 2020

My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well

My wife and I will try anal

If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge!

COVID-19 patient zero

"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."

Captain speaking working from home

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain speaking. I have good news: today I am operating the plane safely from home. The bad news is that we have no approved landings due to the global pandemic and we are out of fuel.

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