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Jokes Date: January 30, 2020

My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well

COVID-19 immunity

How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.

I don't judge people

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.

COVID-19 patient zero

"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Life is meaningless

Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent

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