Date: January 30, 2020
My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well
Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force?
Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle.
He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.
How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.
Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.
I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.
What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force