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Jokes Date: December 16, 2019

How to make money online with a single click? Click TURN OFF your computer and go to work at your job. The break is over!

COVID-19 treatment

A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.

COVID-19 puns

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

Experiment in the bedroom

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.

COVID

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.