Date: March 6, 2020
TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure constipation
Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!
Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.