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Jokes Date: January 10, 2020

How to become millionaire buying Bitcoin? First, you must be a billionaire.

What did the rat say to the cat?

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.

Life is meaningless

Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent

What do you want for Christmas?

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

Elephants speak

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.

Chuck Norris fart the Big Bang

Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the Big Bang.