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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

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Jokes Date: March 7, 2020

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

Free Mother's Day flowers

I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers.

A fire chief died

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "Youll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir."While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?" To which the angels replied, "You have it all wrong, sir. That's God, he just thinks he's a Fire Chief.

International Women Day

I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to drink for all the national and local women as well

Boris Johnson circus talent

The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.

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