How many apples grow on trees?

Jokes Date: January 17, 2020

How many apples grow on trees? All of them

Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde.

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new vaccine factory.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.

Jokes Date: March 16, 2020

Latest recommendation: don't get COVID-19! Wait for COVID-20. We have information from certain sourc...

Jokes Date: March 7, 2020

Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution. I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes ...

Jokes Date: April 26, 2020

On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy th...

Jokes Date: March 9, 2020

I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes...