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Date: November 18, 2019
How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
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Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing
What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.
A man tells his wife "Here's your aspirin, my dear." Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's make love!
Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.