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How do cats eat spaghetti?

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Jokes Date: November 18, 2019

How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

How to keep an asshole in suspense?

Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!

Chuck Norris cobra joke

True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

COVID-19 puns

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill

Does a cow give milk?

Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.

COVID

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

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