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Date: November 18, 2019
How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, "10, 9, 8...
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
Coronavirus has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 59 years and fools still don't use a condom.