How do cats eat spaghetti?

Jokes Date: November 18, 2019

How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.

Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.

A man tells his wife "Here's your aspirin, my dear." Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's make love!

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.

Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. I...

Jokes Date: February 9, 2020

Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing...

Jokes Date: March 26, 2020

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!...

Jokes Date: January 4, 2020

Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants....