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Date: November 18, 2019
How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill
Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.
My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.