Date: March 28, 2020
Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.
Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
Yes, it is okay to make coronavirus jokes. COVID-19 jokes are viral, no risk to die laughing. Laughter is therapy.
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?