Date: March 28, 2020
Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.
A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not sluts. Sorry.
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.