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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.

Knock knock COVID-19

A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.

COVID-19 treatment

A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.

Chuck Norris and Superman

Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

Gentlemen don't exist anymore

To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not sluts. Sorry.

Chuck Norris COVID-19

Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.

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