Date: March 28, 2020
Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."
COVID-19 cases by country:
Russia: Confirmed cases:0, deaths:45
What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend