Date: November 9, 2019
My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.
A long joke:
Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)
What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force
COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days