Date: November 9, 2019
My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.
Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend
So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
Latest recommendation: don't get COVID-19! Wait for COVID-20. We have information from certain sources that it is an improved version.
What kind of fun does a priest have? None ....