Date: November 9, 2019
My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.
Congratulations! You won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close.
Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill
Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.
Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever get COVID-19? Because he's dead
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands.