Date: November 9, 2019
My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.
Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever get COVID-19? Because he's dead
Knock, Knock - Who's There? - Ach... Ach who - Bless you!
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.