Date: December 30, 2019
Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year
MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.
COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days
Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.
I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead