Date: December 30, 2019
Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America
Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.
Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!