Date: December 30, 2019
Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year
Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
Alcohol kills Coronavirus just on your hands. Don't try it on your liver.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.