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Jokes Date: December 30, 2019

Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year

Smoking is like licking an ashtray

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.

A talking cookie

Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America

Michael Jackson's face

Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.

How to keep an asshole in suspense?

Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!

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