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Jokes Date: March 25, 2020

Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.

Single or married

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!

Coronavirus COVID-19 jokes

Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning. This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20. World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.

Have a good day

My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.

Stay at home jokes

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

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