Date: March 25, 2020
Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.
Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Coronavirus.
Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!
I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020..
Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.
If Trump remains, I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel