Date: March 25, 2020
Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead
How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.
My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.