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Jokes Date: March 6, 2020

Google made an email address at Chuck Norris: gmail@chucknorris.com. The corporation is very satisfied with his services. They state that he is number one at the top of the email technology.

Take a bus home after you drink

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

COVID-19 quarantine

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

Gentlemen don't exist anymore

To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not sluts. Sorry.

COVID-19 cure

How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.

COVID-19 immunity

How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.