Date: January 8, 2020
Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde.
How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.
I work to buy a car to go to work
Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
If you want to get rid of the hangover try this: Get drunk again!
I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers.