Date: January 8, 2020
Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde.
Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.
Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.