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God, why did you make woman so beautiful?

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Jokes Date: November 11, 2019

A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.

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