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Jokes Date: January 21, 2020

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!

Black olives matters jokes

Black olives matters. This is not a conspiracy theory. The antioxidant nutrients in black olives impede this oxidation of cholesterol, thereby helping to prevent heart disease. Olives do contain fat, but it's the healthy monounsaturated kind, which has been found to shrink the risk of atherosclerosis and increase good cholesterol.

International Women Day

I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to drink for all the national and local women as well

Toilet paper lack

What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.

Elephants speak

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The Adam rooster