Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend...
Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal....
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!...
I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them......
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