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Date: January 21, 2020
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!
I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife. My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know that's why I'm doing it to her!
Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force?
Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle.
He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.
Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)
If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?
My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better.