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Date: January 21, 2020
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior
Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.