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Date: January 21, 2020
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one
Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!
So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""
Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.
Relieve stress in tough Coronavirus times. Stress makes you fat
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.