I have a gun. Get in the van!
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Jokes Date: January 21, 2020
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!
Alcoholics need a drink
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have oneSend this joke to ten of your friends
Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""
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Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.COVID-19 pranks
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