Date: February 10, 2020
I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.
"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."
Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde.
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.
Google made an email address at Chuck Norris: email@example.com. The corporation is very satisfied with his services. They state that he is number one at the top of the email technology.
Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?