Date: February 10, 2020
I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.
Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next, please!
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend
Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women
I am very ill, you have to help me out! Certainly, get out, please?