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Get drunk and scream

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Jokes Date: February 10, 2020

I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.

COVID-19 patient zero

"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."

Tell me a good joke

Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde.

What do you want for Christmas?

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

Googles Chuck Norris email address

Google made an email address at Chuck Norris: gmail@chucknorris.com. The corporation is very satisfied with his services. They state that he is number one at the top of the email technology.

So much blood in my alcohol system

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

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