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Poker is any of a number of card games in which players wager over which hand is best according to that specific game's rules in ways similar to these rankings. Often using a standard deck, Poker games vary in deck configuration, the number of cards in play, the number dealt face up or face down, and the number shared by all players, but all have rules which involve one or more rounds of betting.
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Before we get started some basic rules for how to play Poker you should first get familiar with the basic Poker hand rankings. Maybe 90% of all beginner mistakes happen when someone thinks they have the winning Poker hand and they don’t.
You can consult the hand ranking guide through the link above but it’s actually pretty simple:
Royal Flush (All the same suit, sequence A-K-Q-J-T)
Straight Flush (Any sequence all the same suit, for instance 9-8-7-6-5)
Four of a Kind (Four cards that are the same value, for instance A-A-A-A)
Full House (Three of a kind AND a pair)
Flush (All the same suit)
Straight (A basic sequence such as 6-5-4-3-2)
Three of a kind (Three cards that are the same value such as 5-5-5)
Two-pair (Two pairs, such as 9-9 AND 5-5)
Pair (Any pair whether it’s A-A or 2-2)
High Card (Whatever your highest card is)

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