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I forgot to pee

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Jokes Date: February 8, 2020

Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!

Chuck Norris caught the COVID-19

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open

Vladimir Putin airport joke

Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.

Stay at home jokes

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

Stephen Hawking was getting smart with Chuck Norris

Have you ever wondered why Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris.

Female alien invasion hoax

Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.

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