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I forgot to pee

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Jokes Date: February 8, 2020

Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

Ashamed of what I do this weekend

I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

Elon Musk discovery

Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.

Female alien invasion hoax

Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.

Stay at home joke

Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next, please!

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