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I forgot to pee

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Jokes Date: February 8, 2020

Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!

Coronavirus T-shirt

I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car parking.

Caught having sex with the secretary

I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife. My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know that's why I'm doing it to her!

COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris

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Michael Jackson's face

Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.

What did Batman say

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin!

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