Date: March 9, 2020
This is the first Moon landing of Apollo 11. But who took the pictures?
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.
Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing
Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!
I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020..
Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!