Date: March 9, 2020
This is the first Moon landing of Apollo 11. But who took the pictures?
Self-isolation day 100: -Where is your husband? -In the garden. -But I don't see him. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.
Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.
My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well
What's the difference between Corona Beer and COVID-19? COVID-19 has effect.