Date: March 9, 2020
This is the first Moon landing of Apollo 11. But who took the pictures?
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.
I cant stop drinking about you.