Date: March 9, 2020
This is the first Moon landing of Apollo 11. But who took the pictures?
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one
Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain speaking. I have good news: today I am operating the plane safely from home. The bad news is that we have no approved landings due to the global pandemic and we are out of fuel.