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Jokes Date: March 9, 2020

This is the first Moon landing of Apollo 11. But who took the pictures?

Say no to alcohol

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

Did you take a shower today?

Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing

Alcoholics need a drink

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one

COVID-19 meme

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

Captain speaking working from home

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain speaking. I have good news: today I am operating the plane safely from home. The bad news is that we have no approved landings due to the global pandemic and we are out of fuel.

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