Female alien invasion hoax

Jokes Date: November 9, 2019

Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America

How do you make Kim Jong-un laugh? Tickle his armpits!

News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.

Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

Jokes Date: April 5, 2020

Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible....

Jokes Date: January 5, 2020

Eat under the table! You haven't underwear....

Jokes Date: November 9, 2019

My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better....

Jokes Date: January 8, 2020

Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde....