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Experiment in the bedroom

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Jokes Date: February 1, 2020

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.

Smoking is like licking an ashtray

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.

The three unwritten rules of life

The three unwritten rules of life : 1. 2. 3.

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

A long joke

A long joke: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

Wine doesn't have many vitamins

Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.

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