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Jokes Date: February 1, 2020

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.

Chuck Norris went skydiving

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

Eat with your fingers

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

Valentine's day flower shop

If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

Call me handsome

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.