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Jokes Date: January 10, 2020

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.

I don't judge people

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.

Ashamed of what I do this weekend

I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

Trump fund the search for alien life forms

Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.

Covid 19 fun

I am very ill, you have to help me out! Certainly, get out, please?

Coronavirus COVID-19 jokes

Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning. This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20. World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.