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Jokes Date: January 10, 2020

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.

Elephants speak

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.

A fire chief died

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "Youll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir."While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?" To which the angels replied, "You have it all wrong, sir. That's God, he just thinks he's a Fire Chief.

Chuck Norris went skydiving

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

Iran disabling their nuclear program

Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, "10, 9, 8...

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