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Jokes Date: January 10, 2020

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.

COVID-19 Self-Isolation, Quarantine and Social Distancing joke

We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.

COVID jokes

COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.

Donald trump injecting disinfectant jokes

On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.

The way to a woman's heart

What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife

Stay at home jokes

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.