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Jokes Date: January 10, 2020

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

I only drink twice a year

I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America

Traffic cop to the speeding driver

I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.

Valentine's day gift

This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend