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Jokes Date: February 11, 2020

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

I only drink twice a year

I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not

I forgot to pee

Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!

Caught having sex with the secretary

I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife. My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know that's why I'm doing it to her!

I work to buy a car to go to work

I work to buy a car to go to work

Female alien invasion hoax

Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.