Date: February 11, 2020
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not
Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!
I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife. My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know that's why I'm doing it to her!
I work to buy a car to go to work
Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.