Date: March 16, 2020
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.
I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.
Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj
The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.
I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.
Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."