Date: March 16, 2020
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.
What's the difference between Corona Beer and COVID-19? COVID-19 has effect.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one
How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.