Date: March 16, 2020
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.
Good jokes about Coronavirus will most likely go viral And only 50% die laughing.
Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution.
I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.
There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both.
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
Alcohol kills Coronavirus just on your hands. Don't try it on your liver.