Date: March 16, 2020
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.
I work to buy a car to go to work
Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.
Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.
The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.
What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday