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Jokes Date: March 16, 2020

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.

Coronavirus book

I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.

Chuck Norris isn't real

Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

I hate pussies

I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.

Tell me when you have orgasm

Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."