I only drink twice a year

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Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not

Chuck Norris fart the Big Bang

Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the Big Bang.

Wine doesn't have many vitamins

Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.

Coronavirus symptoms

The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages. Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.

A fire chief died

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "Youll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir."While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?" To which the angels replied, "You have it all wrong, sir. That's God, he just thinks he's a Fire Chief.