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I only drink twice a year

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Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not

COVID-19 caught Chuck Norris

Bad news for Coronavirus. It caught Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days

A fire chief died

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "Youll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir."While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?" To which the angels replied, "You have it all wrong, sir. That's God, he just thinks he's a Fire Chief.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

What kind of fun does a priest have? None ....

Chuck Norris cannot love

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands.

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