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Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol!

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.

I used to have a drinking problem

I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too

Captain speaking working from home

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain speaking. I have good news: today I am operating the plane safely from home. The bad news is that we have no approved landings due to the global pandemic and we are out of fuel.

Chuck Norris body

Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.

How to make money online with a single click?

How to make money online with a single click? Click TURN OFF your computer and go to work at your job. The break is over!