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Date: January 31, 2020
They say I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!
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Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans into very small chunks first.
How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!
Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.