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Jokes Date: November 11, 2019

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.

Elon Musk discovery

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Coronavirus isolation statistics joke

COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

COVID-19 joke

I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes

COVID-19 quarantine

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

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