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Jokes Date: November 11, 2019

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.

I don't judge people

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

Why did you put a slug

Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

Coronavirus T-shirt

I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car parking.

COVID-19 gags

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!