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Jokes Date: January 6, 2020

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!

COVID-19 jokes

What's the difference between Corona Beer and COVID-19? COVID-19 has effect.

Wine doesn't have many vitamins

Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.

Chuck Norris fart the Big Bang

Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the Big Bang.

COVID-19 treatment

A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.