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Date: January 6, 2020
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
Coronavirus has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 59 years and fools still don't use a condom.
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead
Chemistry says alcohol is a solution.