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Take a bus home after you drink

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Jokes Date: January 6, 2020

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

Call me handsome

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.

International Women's Day

So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck Norris body

Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.

Trump to fire Fauci jokes

Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force? Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood. New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle. He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.

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