Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton

Jokes Date: February 22, 2020

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America

I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not

I cant stop drinking about you.

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.

A man tells his wife "Here's your aspirin, my dear." Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's make love!

What kind of fun does a priest have? None ....

Jokes Date: January 22, 2020

Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her....

Jokes Date: December 3, 2019

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I....

Jokes Date: April 8, 2020

What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills....

Jokes Date: January 5, 2020

Eat under the table! You haven't underwear....