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Jokes Date: April 26, 2020

On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.

A woman reported her husband to the police

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all.

Let's make love

A man tells his wife "Here's your aspirin, my dear." Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's make love!

Coronavirus isolation statistics joke

COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.

COVID-19 Measures

Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.

Home alone jokes

Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.