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Jokes Date: April 26, 2020

On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.

I play with my hair

I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.

Wine doesn't have many vitamins

Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I ask you a question? You just did.

Valentine's day gift

This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend

COVID-19 husband and wife isolation jokes

Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.