Date: January 22, 2020
Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell
Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.
Self-isolation day 100: -Where is your husband? -In the garden. -But I don't see him. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.