Date: January 22, 2020
Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.
My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.
I work to buy a car to go to work