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Jokes Date: January 22, 2020

Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.

Eat with your fingers

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

I don't judge people

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.

What do you want for Christmas?

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

I used to have a drinking problem

I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too

COVID-19 test

Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.