Date: January 22, 2020
Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.
I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.