Date: January 22, 2020
Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.
Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin!
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.
Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing