Date: January 22, 2020
Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.
Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Chemistry says alcohol is a solution.
If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.