Date: February 1, 2020
Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open
Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.
Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the Big Bang.
Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes