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Jokes Date: March 11, 2020

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

Jokes about COVID-19

How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.

Chuck Norris fart the Big Bang

Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the Big Bang.

COVID-19 2020 joke

COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500

Chuck Norris shot down a plane

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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