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Jokes Date: March 16, 2020

COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.

What do you want for Christmas?

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

Wishing you a great year 2020!

Happy New Year! Welcome to 20! I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it. Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020.. Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!

Knock knock COVID-19

A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.

Vladimir Putin airport joke

Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.

Happy new year!

Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year

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