Date: March 16, 2020
COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.
In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.
This is the first Moon landing of Apollo 11. But who took the pictures?
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands.
Have you ever wondered why Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris.
Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!