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Jokes Date: March 16, 2020

Latest recommendation: don't get COVID-19! Wait for COVID-20. We have information from certain sources that it is an improved version.

COVID

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

Experiment in the bedroom

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.

Love yourself. But, not in public

Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.

Coronavirus COVID-19 jokes

Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning. This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20. World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.

Valentines day is over

Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again

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