Date: March 16, 2020
Latest recommendation: don't get COVID-19! Wait for COVID-20. We have information from certain sources that it is an improved version.
My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.
My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.
Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.
Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again