Date: March 11, 2020
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick has the power to wield control over Bitcoin protocols and can effectively block or reverse BTC transactions.
Self-isolation day 100: -Where is your husband? -In the garden. -But I don't see him. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill