Date: March 11, 2020
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
If Trump remains, I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel
Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.