Date: March 11, 2020
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them the Pregnant Islands.
Congratulations! You won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close.
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.
This is the first Moon landing of Apollo 11. But who took the pictures?
I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers.