Date: March 11, 2020
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris
Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I.
I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.
This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" I don't remember much after that.
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.