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Jokes Date: March 16, 2020

COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days

Chuck Norris underpants

Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)

Chuck Norris caught the COVID-19

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open

Coronavirus T-shirt

I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car parking.

COVID-19 puns

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill

Gentlemen don't exist anymore

To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not sluts. Sorry.

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