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Jokes Date: March 16, 2020

COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days

Wishing you a great year 2020!

Happy New Year! Welcome to 20! I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it. Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020.. Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!

Traffic cop to the speeding driver

I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol!

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.

COVID-19 gags

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

Hantavirus joke

Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.