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Jokes Date: March 17, 2020

Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!

COVID-19 deaths by country

COVID-19 cases by country: Russia: Confirmed cases:0, deaths:45

Coronavirus puns

Doctor DoLittle, Doctor Oetker, Doctor Alban, and The Cure band are offering medical support against COVID-19.

Captain speaking working from home

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain speaking. I have good news: today I am operating the plane safely from home. The bad news is that we have no approved landings due to the global pandemic and we are out of fuel.

COVID

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

Chuck Norris COVID-19

Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.

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