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Jokes Date: March 17, 2020

Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.

Caught having sex with the secretary

I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife. My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know that's why I'm doing it to her!

My ex-wife still misses me

My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better.

Coronavirus puns

Doctor DoLittle, Doctor Oetker, Doctor Alban, and The Cure band are offering medical support against COVID-19.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

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