Date: March 17, 2020
Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!
I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.
I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them the Pregnant Islands.
My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well
Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde.
What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife