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Jokes Date: March 17, 2020

Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!

I love chemistry

Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution. I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.

Chuck Norris cannot love

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill

COVID

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

My ex-wife still misses me

My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better.

Trump to fire Fauci jokes

Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force? Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood. New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle. He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.

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