Date: March 9, 2020
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
Have you ever wondered why Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next, please!
Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!
I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020..
Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!
I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.