Date: March 9, 2020
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them the Pregnant Islands.
What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.
Congratulations! You won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close.
Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.