Date: March 9, 2020
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.
Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!
I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020..
Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!