Date: March 9, 2020
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.
Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever get COVID-19? Because he's dead
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.