Date: April 5, 2020
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend
I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to drink for all the national and local women as well
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one
Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.