Date: April 5, 2020
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
Coronavirus has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 59 years and fools still don't use a condom.
So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
The three unwritten rules of life :
If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.