Date: April 5, 2020
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.
Bad news for Coronavirus. It caught Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days
We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.
If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge!
MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.