Date: April 5, 2020
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
Coronavirus has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 59 years and fools still don't use a condom.
Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever get COVID-19? Because he's dead
Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.