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Date: March 23, 2020
We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.
Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well
Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.