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Date: March 23, 2020
We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.
Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.
Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.
Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.