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COVID-19 Self-Isolation, Quarantine and Social Distancing joke

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Jokes Date: March 23, 2020

We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.

Elephants speak

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.

Love yourself. But, not in public

Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

I drink quite well

My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well

Call me handsome

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.

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