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COVID-19 quarantine

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Jokes Date: March 25, 2020

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

Chuck Norris cobra joke

True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

COVID

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

COVID-19 messages

Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.

Chuck Norris donates blood

Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own

Have a good day

My boss told me to have a good day.. so, I went home.

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