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Jokes Date: March 20, 2020

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill

I hate pussies

I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.

I have 5000 FB friends

I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them...

Elon Musk discovery

Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.

COVID

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

The way to a woman's heart

What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife

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