Date: March 20, 2020
Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend
The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.
Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.
Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.