Date: March 20, 2020
Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.
The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.