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Jokes Date: March 20, 2020

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill

Chuck Norris birthday jokes

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking. Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!

A talking cookie

Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie

Gentlemen don't exist anymore

To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not sluts. Sorry.

Two types of people in this world

There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both.

COVID-19 test

Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.

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