COVID-19 puns

Jokes Date: March 20, 2020

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill

This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend

The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.

Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.

Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

Jokes Date: January 8, 2020

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen....

Jokes Date: April 16, 2020

After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see...

Jokes Date: April 15, 2020

Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have t...

Jokes Date: January 30, 2020

Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior...