Date: March 20, 2020
Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill
I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.
I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them...
Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.
My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.
What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife