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Jokes Date: March 20, 2020

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill

Valentine's day gift

This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend

Boris Johnson circus talent

The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.

Hantavirus joke

Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.

Life is meaningless

Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent

Stay at home jokes

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

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