Date: March 20, 2020
Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!
Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie
To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not sluts. Sorry.
There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both.
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.