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Jokes Date: March 20, 2020

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill

Alcohol kills Coronavirus

Alcohol kills Coronavirus just on your hands. Don't try it on your liver.

Happy new year!

Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year

Donald trump injecting disinfectant jokes

On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.

Coronavirus sneezing jokes

Knock, Knock - Who's There? - Ach... Ach who - Bless you!

Coronavirus jokes

Good jokes about Coronavirus will most likely go viral And only 50% die laughing.

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