Date: March 26, 2020
Relieve stress in tough Coronavirus times. Stress makes you fat
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.
Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
Have you ever wondered why Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris.