Date: March 26, 2020
"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife
Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.
Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes