COVID-19 patient zero

Jokes Date: March 26, 2020

"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."

So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.

COVID-19 cases by country: Russia: Confirmed cases:0, deaths:45

Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!

How do you make Kim Jong-un laugh? Tickle his armpits!

Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. I...

Jokes Date: November 11, 2019

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the p...

Jokes Date: March 20, 2020

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill...

Jokes Date: February 22, 2020

I cant stop drinking about you....