COVID-19 patient zero

Jokes Date: March 26, 2020

"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?

So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.

I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers.

MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.

Jokes Date: February 10, 2020

Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second c...

Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on ...

Jokes Date: March 7, 2020

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were...

Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret....