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COVID-19 patient zero

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Jokes Date: March 26, 2020

"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."

Coronavirus memes

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?

International Women's Day

So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

Coronavirus news

News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.

Free Mother's Day flowers

I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers.

Chuck Norris can touch this

MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.

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